i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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