I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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