help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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