Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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