Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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