dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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