Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Dear god my vagina.
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