This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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