why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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