these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
