Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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