I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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