Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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