at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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