me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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