Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
