just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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