I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
barbara walters just said penis...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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