People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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