so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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