So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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