Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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