apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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