Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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