So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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