Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
