Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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