Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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