Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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