There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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