I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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