Pappa wants mamma naked
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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