look no pants
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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