If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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