erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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