Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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