Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
