have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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