Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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