I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
birth control should be required to get into college
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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