And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
where does the pee come out of this thing
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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