elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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