She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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