That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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