You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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