Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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