So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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