I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I party with great urgency now.
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