If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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