dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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