Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
they need to just BURY HIM!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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